SO IN ANISTAR CITY THERE IS THIS OLD MAN WHO LOST HIS WIFE AND WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF A LEVEL 5 OR LOWER POKEMON TO EASE HIS SORROWS
AND IF YOU DO LEAVE ONE THERE AND COME BACK YOU JUST SEE AN EMPTY HOUSE WITH A POKEBALL WITH YOUR POKEMON INSIDE AND THIS FUCKING LETTER
IM SO DONE
IT’S LIKE WALTER ALL OVER AGAINASDFJKLA;SKDFLA;S
WHAT THE FUCK POKEMON NO NO NO
i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself
ill be honest before seeing the caption i thought this was some pretentious art student photo about the frailty of the human condition depicted by a common household object that lost its primary function
such things, very stuff
I’m giving away some cuddly Pokémon, the first prize being a shiny life size Magikarp. It’s an expensive piece of fish so it’s not easy to get your hands on. Whoever wins, will receive the Magikarp, and whoever gets picked second will receive the Dedenne pictured below it. I’m willing to part with both, so no sad faces, my dears!!
- One reblog, one like.
- Followers will get one more prize, winner and runner-up both.
- I’ll ship anywhere.
- Keep ask boxes open and reply within 2 days if you’ve been picked, or I’ll pick another.
- Giveaway ends on Dec 25! (jingles bells)
( ´ v `)/
I want to start this blog where I reblog all these super gross posts and reply to all of them “Finally someone said it!”
And my description would be like
"I once was able to speak myself.
Suddenly a SJWitch appeared and was going on a rant about how my views were “bigoted”.
I guess I was not allowed to have opinions anymore because she cursed me to never speak these truths ever again. So much for my supposed privilege.
So here I am, waiting.
Waiting for someone finally saying it. That thing I cannot.”
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Big ass trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT